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11/07/2008 21:11. Princess makes an 85ft yacht. It's called the 85MY (Motor Yacht, see) and costs a mind-blowing £3million.

The thing I like best about the Princess 85MY, though, is that you can also buy a 95ft version. So mega-wealthy football club owners who purchase a Princess 85MY will, at some point, arrive in a posh marina and draw up alongside someone even more disgustingly rich with a 95MY. And that makes me feel better.

But the same thing can be said about the Audi A3 Cabriolet. It costs £23,860, you get four seats, an electric roof and climate control. People will save up their money and buy one, and be pleased. But there is also an Audi A4 Cabriolet out there, which is bigger.

At some point, owners of the A3 are going to pull up alongside an A4 at the lights and the owner of the bigger... // Mirror.co.uk