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12/10/2008 04:34. So Brent Musberger tells me, right after Texas runs back a kickoff for a touchdown, "Pull up a chair, folks. This one's gonna get real interesting." Bear in mind, it's a 1-vs.-5 game, and we just saw a fucking kickoff run back for a touchdown. Do I need a rickety old man alerting me to the gravity of the game? How would you assess the credit crisis today, Brent? "Pull up a chair, folks. This mortgage thing's gonna get real interesting." DIE ALREADY!

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